The votes are in, and the Mulberry Liberation Front has achieved what can only be described as a landslide victory in their campaign for freedom. We caught up with The Man on The Street at MLFHQ, located at the Hog Mountain disc golf range in Little Mulberry park, for a statement.
"Today we have lit a flame the likes of which shall never be extinguished," he said, gesturing broadly at the park grounds, "a flame called Mulberry. A haven for those opposed to the outrageous tax policies we faced in unincorporated Gwinnett, a haven for those who wish to enjoy a round of world-class disc golf free of bureaucratic oppression."
When asked what the MLF's next steps will be following their resounding victory, The Man said the first order of business would be to remove the temporary sandbag fortifications and begin construction on a more permanent barrier. "We're thinking something along the lines of the Berlin Wall, maybe with an adjacent jogging trail."
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.