Superman Supposedly Sighted in Suwanee Square


Visitors to the Suwannee town square were reportedly treated to a celebrity encounter when none other than Superman himself descended from the skies to land on the Suwanee City Hall stairs, apparently mistaking Suwanee City Hall for the Justice League's Hall of Justice. We caught up with The Man on The Street for a purported eyewitness account of the Man of Steel's surprise appearance.  

"It was wild, man. I stopped by City Hall to see when the splashpad was opening up for the summer, and all of a sudden I see this guy in a red cape floating down from the clouds. I knew who it was right away, but here in Suwanee? He looked kind of exasperated and said 'not again' before blasting off back into the stratosphere. I had a video on my phone, but I think he got Batman to wipe everything with an EMP or something because we lost all our photos and videos as soon as he left."

If true, an embarrassing moment for the Last Son of Krypton for sure, but Superman has been fighting for truth, justice, and the American way since 1938, so it's understandable that he might get confused from time to time, and as you dear readers can see above, just about anyone, Justice League included, could mistake Suwanee City Hall for the Hall of Justice.

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