Banana Bandit Remains Unidentified

Banana peels continue to pile up at the intersection of Riverside and Old Norcross. Locals claim a mystery commuter has dropped a fresh peel each morning for at least the past ten years, though the identity of the fruit enthusiast remains a mystery as of this writing. We asked The Man On The Street for his thoughts and he responded, "The fact that someone has stopped at this red light every day for a decade or more, and without fail that's the exact time they finish their morning banana, it's just, well, it's bananas." 

Editor's Note: if you are reading this and are the Banana Bandit, we'd love to sit down for an interview.