Apartment Complex Has Absolutely Ludicrous Name


If you're in the market for a new apartment and don't mind one with an inscrutable name, look no further than The Dylan at Grayson. We could fathom no logical reason for the appellation, so we consulted The Man on The Street. "I'm baffled too," he said, "$1600 for a one bedroom flat, and you have to try to tell people with a straight face you live at The Dylan. Who inspired this place? Bob Dylan? Dylan McDermott? And what in the actual heck does 'At Grayson' mean? We're not at Grayson, we are in Grayson, and I haven't seen anyone named Dylan since middle school."

Editors note: If you live at The Dylan At Grayson and have any insight, we'd love to sit down for an interview.

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