Many Grayson shoppers will be excited to learn that the Murder Kroger on Grayson Highway has not had a single murder in nearly three years, since July 26, 2021 to be exact, but when we asked The Man On The Street how he felt about it, he said, "Look, we might be on a three year drought, but this is the real Murder Kroger, the title holder. Don't listen to these idiots calling the one down on Ponce in Atlanta the Murder Kroger, they haven't had a murder in like ten years. And this is Grayson. Do you know how hard it is to get murdered in Grayson? You can go get murdered on Ponce right now, nobody'll bat an eye. Don't even talk to me about murder Krogers, it's not even a debate."
For those coming from Lawrenceville to check out the scene of the crime, if you reach the Aggravated Assault Walgreens, you've driven too far. Turn around and you'll find the Murder Kroger on the left behind the Petty Larceny McDonald's.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.