PSA: How To Drive in Gwinnett County


1. Gwinnetians like to see what lies ahead. The blue indicator shown above provides a sense of security for many Gwinnetians, so they prefer to drive with their high-beams on at all times.


2. Using turn signals is generally frowned upon. The Gwinnetian motto is 'Never let 'em know your next move'.


3. Inexplicably, Gwinnetians will almost always choose to reverse park. Often, they will reverse park and double park simultaneously.


4. The average Gwinnetian adds 20 or 30 MPH to any speed limit signs they encounter, or more often, ignores them all together.


5. This means nothing to anyone driving in Gwinnett County.

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