You Should Mow Your Grass

Yes, you. Especially if you live on Davis Mill Court off Highway 29. We asked The Man On The Street if he had any thoughts on the matter, and he said, "Gwinnett is pretty serious about it, man. I quit mowing mine once, figured I'd go au naturale as the French say, and they sent code enforcement out on me. Came out with a tape measure and measured the grass. If it's over twelve inches, they give you a citation. Wound up in court over thirteen inch grass, and that doesn't give you a whole lot of street cred. 'What are you in for, man?' 'Oh, I robbed a bank and shot a couple of people, what did you do?' 'My grass was too tall.' It's not worth it, just keep it trimmed."