The Government Said Something That Sounds Exactly Like Something the Government Would Say

As seen in the headline above from our friends over at The Guardian, 'there's nothing to see here' according to the US Government, though as we have previously reported, our very own Lawrenceville in fact leads the nation in UFO sightings. 

As Hamlet once famously said, "the lady doth protest too much, methinks," or as our editor put it, "where there's smoke, there's UFOs." Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, Gwinnetians, because ...