We're Fairly Certain a UFO Landed on Hurricane Shoals Road


Gwinnetians, we have uncovered convincing evidence that a UFO landed on Hurricane Shoals Road, specifically, at the Cedars Road intersection. Skeptical? Just walk into the trees behind the sign seen above and you'll find this:



And what is that, you ask? Why, it's just a massive trench cut through the forest floor. The trench runs in a straight line for a few hundred yards, roughly twenty feet wide by six feet deep, and is littered with boulders churned out of the earth, as if by a great impact of some sort.


Seen above, some of the gigantic rocks, easily weighing a ton or more, that are exposed in the trench. Note that there are no rocks exposed at ground level, only those uprooted by whatever force created the trench, which is even visible by satellite as shown on the map below.


But what could have created such a mysterious trench, you ask? 

Let's eliminate a few obvious red herrings. First, it's not a dry riverbed. The trench is on a hill, which is a weird place for a river, and the Alcovy River is actually at the bottom of the hill, where you'd expect a river to be. Also, riverbeds tend to wind back and forth, not run in geometrically straight lines. 

Second, it's not an old road. If it were an old road, it would not be full of gargantuan boulders, and there's also no reason for the road to be cut deep into the earth. There are many trees growing in the trench, and our estimate is that the oldest among them are about 50-60 years in age, give or take. So what road could completely disappear and revert to a sunken ditch full of large rocks in the space of a few decades?

Let's follow the path of least resistance. What the trench looks like, both from above and on the ground, is the aftermath of a landing of some sort. Refer to this photo of the Katekavia 9357 plane crash for instance:


Look familiar? That's a straight line trench carved through a forest created by a landing aircraft. Obviously the plane above did not fare too well, but there is no wreckage visible in the Hurricane Shoals trench, so the logical next question would be, what sort of craft could create such an impact and where did it go?


Assuming our UFO theory is true, the question remaining is what happened to the craft after the landing? With no discernible pieces of wreckage in the trench, either:

A.) the UFO survived the landing unscathed, completed whatever mission it was on, and left.

or B.) the UFO was destroyed, cleaned up by the government, and secretly hauled off to Area 51 or some similar research facility.

Honestly, either is plausible. The Hurricane Shoals area was much more isolated 50-70 years ago, which is when the crash likely took place based on the age of the trees in the trench. The craft could have landed and taken off without causing too much of a stir, or it could have crashed and been hauled away by the government without being noticed too. Also consider that the general landing timeframe would correspond with the early waves of flying saucer sightings that began in 1947, and the fact that Lawrenceville has the highest per capita number of UFO sightings in the entire United States.

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