Here at the DG Dollar Tree A/V Club we normally review DVDs and CDs found at our favorite Dollar Tree (New Hope Road), but when we saw this tasty boi at the checkout line, we couldn't resist.
When you think of the great culinary delicacies of the world, what comes to mind? Cuban ropa vieja, Turkish kebabs, pupusas from El Salvador, or kimchi from Korea perhaps? Should the Jack Link's WILD Dr. Pepper Snack Stick be included on the list?
Normally we'd write up something humorous and witty here, something about it being the food of the gods and the pinnacle of American cultural innovation, but we cannot do that in good conscience, for there is only one word to describe the Jack Link's WILD Dr. Pepper Snack Stick, and it's not WILD.
It's VILE.
Honestly, vile doesn't even do it justice. Does it taste like meat? No. Does it taste like Dr. Pepper? No. It tastes like a bathroom smells. We had to spit out the bite we took, but maybe we weren't giving it a fair shake, so we had our kids try it and they spit it out as well, so perhaps the one word to describe it is actually 'inedible'.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.