Despite the reams of evidence offered in our previous articles concerning the true location of mythical Camelot right here in sleepy Lawrenceville, many readers remain unconvinced. If you are unfamiliar with our Pulitzer-worthy investigation of the matter, please read Camelot Part 1 and Camelot Part 2 first.
After that, if you somehow still believe that Camelot is located in England, we have made yet another discovery. The Central High School yearbook is named ... Camelot. Adding that to our case, the evidence is as follows:
1. The Medieval (Times) Castle at Sugarloaf Mills
2. The Black Knight's Castle at Central Gwinnett High
3. King Arthur Drive, Merlin Place, and Lancelot Way within a stone's throw of the Black Knight's Castle
4. The Camelot building on West Pike
5. The Central yearbook named Camelot
There you have it. As King Arthur himself famously said, "This is the heart of Camelot, not these stones, not these timbers, these palaces and timbers. Burn them all and Camelot lives on, because it lives in us. Camelot is a belief that we hold in our hearts." And the belief in our hearts here at DGHQ is that Camelot is in Lawrenceville.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.