In this case, the 'A' in 'A-game' stands for 'Arrested'. After a bitter three-point loss to Alabama in the 2023 SEC championship, the Dawgs are really putting in work this year, and they mean business just as much off the field as they do on it. Football players are often rated by their 40 yard dash times, but as you'll see, the Dawgs are posting incredible zero-to-sixty times as well. Here's our list of notable 2024 Bulldog arrests, which may be incomplete due to the sheer volume of incidents:
1. Rara Thomas: felony cruelty to children, misdemeanor battery.
*bonus - Thomas was previously arrested for battery and false imprisonment of a seventeen year old girl.
2. Bo Hughley: reckless driving, failure to maintain lane.
3. Smael Mondon, Jr: racing, reckless driving.
4. Demello Jones: racing - released at the scene, but honorable mention because he was racing Mondon, Jr.
5. Trevor Etienne: DUI, reckless driving, underage possession of alcohol.
6. Sacovie White: reckless driving, driving the wrong direction.
An impressive 2024 campaign to be sure, but the 2024 Bulldogs are merely continuing a tradition of arresting excellence that carries over from a busy 2023 season, including:
1. Jason Dumas-Johnson: racing, reckless driving.
2. Jalen Carter: racing and reckless driving in an infamous incident that resulted in the deaths of recruiter Chandler LeCroy and teammate Devin Willock.
3. De'Nylon Morrissette: DUI, driving too fast for conditions, restricted license, striking another vehicle.
*bonus - this was Morrissette's third offense in the space of two months.
4. Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint: reckless driving, maximum limit speeding.
*bonus - this was Rosemy-Jacksaint's third offense in nine days.
5. Tyrion Ingram-Dawkins: outstanding warrant for handicap parking violation.
6. Jarvis Jones: reckless driving, maximum limit speeding.
For the sake of brevity, we have not included the myriad other Bulldog citations that only resulted in fines. Opening Day is August 31 at the Mercedes Benz Dome versus Clemson, so let's see if the Dawgs can pile up any more arrests in preparation for the big game.
We grew up with McGruff the Crime Dog, but thankfully now we've got the Crime Dawgs over in Athens to keep us entertained.
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