Ponce City Market Parking Deck Will Prepare You For Marriage


We recently made the trip down to the Big City for an afternoon at Ponce City Market, and if you're planning on getting married any time soon, we strongly recommend navigating the Ponce parking deck as a tutorial for the matrimonial trials and tribulations you'll soon be facing. Seen above, the final test. If you can successfully turn right while also not turning right, you have unlocked the secret to marital bliss. You will then be mentally prepared to deal with scenarios such as:

1. Where to eat
   Husband: Where do you want to go for dinner?
   Wife: Whatever you want is fine with me. 
      Spoiler alert: whatever you want is definitely not fine.

2. Game night with the boys
    Husband: The boys are coming over to watch the game tonight.
    Wife: That's fine. 
      Spoiler alert: nothing involving the boys and/or the game is fine.

3. The mystery of what is wrong
    Husband: What's the matter?
    Wife: Nothing, I'm fine. 
    Husband: Ok, that's good.
    Wife: I just think it's funny how ...
       Spoiler alert: She's not fine, and she definitely does not think it's funny.

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