Though the signs on these chairs at Queen of Hearts in Buford indicate they are ready for a test drive, we found their performance lacking in nearly every major category.
Below, the results of our analysis:
Idle - we were unable to locate the chairs' ignition, which greatly hindered our test drive.
Acceleration - with no discernible means of propulsion, you'll need someone behind you to push the chair if you plan on moving forward.
Handling - if you're in the market for tight cornering, you'd be better off with something on wheels, like an office chair.
Braking - the sign says 'no parking', but that's the only area these chairs excel in. If you put them somewhere, that is where they'll stay.
Based on our test drive, we believe there are more efficient modes of transportation out there. You won't go fast and you might be furious, but if you just have to have them, head on down to Queen of Hearts in Buford.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.