NSFW Halloween Decor 40% Off at Michael's


Children, avert your eyes, this one's for the grown folk only. If you're in the market for some racy Halloween decorations (and honestly, aren't we all?) the Michael's out in Buford has you covered, and at prices that will arouse even the most budget-minded Gwinnetians.


Now we know that our more puritanical readers might be asking, "Why, Daily Gwinnetian? Why do we need to see skeletons in flagrante delicto? Isn't this an obvious sign of decaying western morality?"


To which we respond, "Why not?" In this era of enlightenment, who are we to judge the actions of two consenting skeletons, or the actions of those who wish to procure amorous representations of said skeletons, graphically rendered in polyresin and hand-painted by some no-doubt mildly confused Chinese laborers. 

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