Jesus Seen at McDonald's


Throughout the centuries, many people have reported seeing visions of Jesus in everything from clouds to toast and all points in between. We've had quite a few visions ourselves, but so far nothing approaching what you'd call divine inspiration. 

Not until today.


Seen above, a typical Jesus toast manifestation. 

Little did we know that this very morning, we would have our own holy encounter of the breakfast kind, and at the Mickey D's on Swanson Drive of all places. Expecting nothing out of the ordinary, we pulled in for our customary #7 combo (two burritos, hashbrown, large Coke Zero with light ice) and were astounded to see none other than the Big Guy himself holding down the drive through.


How was the meal, you ask? Simply ... divine.

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