Yes, you read that headline right, this pillow could have really used some proofreading. Whilst perusing the Christmas wares at Kirkland's out in Buford, we couldn't help but notice this pillow. But wait, you protest, it just says "The Nutcracker", nothing seems out of place here. What are you going on about now, Daily Gwinnetian?
Dear reader, we're glad you asked. In their never-ending quest for joy and whimsy, the makers of this particular pillow have created a pillow that you can read. It's not only a pillow, it's a book. The tale of The Nutcracker (no, not the one we did off the high dive in 6th grade), now published in a revolutionary plush format.
Before you get too excited, the pillow book only has one page of the story, so if you're wondering whose nuts got cracked, they leave you on a bit of a cliffhanger. Adding insult to injury, the text is rife with grammatical errors the likes Of which,you'd never fiNd here ... at the daly Gwinneshan.



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