Falcons Unlikely to Win Superbowl LVIII

Now that the Chiefs and 49ers have won their respective conference championships, it would appear that, barring some sort of divine intervention, the Falcons hopes of a Super Bowl victory this year are mathematically impossible. Fans have not expected much since the Dirty Birds' infamous 28-3 display of choke artistry in Super Bowl LI, but the hopes of many Gwinnetians had risen this year based on the drafting of Bijan Robinson. We asked The Man On The Street how another Lombardi Trophy could have escaped, and he said, "I just can't believe we didn't make it with guys like Desmond Ridder and Arthur Smith." 

Despite the recent hiring of Raheem Morris, the Falcons are not likely to win Superbowls LIX  or LX either. In fact, based on statistical and historical data, it is highly unlikely that the Falcons will win any Super Bowl from now to the collapse of civilization as we know it. 

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