Inmates at the Gwinnett County Jail are reportedly thrilled to learn that a new Zaxby's has broken ground on nearby Swanson Rd. We asked The Man On The Street for some insight, and he said, "Yeah, they're pretty excited down at the old crossbars motel. My cousin's five months in on a six month probation violation, so he'll probably just stick it out, but some of the guys started working on a tunnel as soon as they heard Zaxby's was coming. I guess you can't underestimate the pull of that Zax Sauce."
As of this writing, the inmates remain thankfully unaware that a Whataburger recently opened on Buford Drive.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.