Gladiators Actually Are in Last Place


It is with a heavy heart that we must inform our dear readers of a tragic and unforeseen development in Gwinnetian sports; the Gladiators have indeed fallen into last place. When we last checked in with the team, they were climbing out of the cellar and we were thrilled to report "Gladiators Actually Not In Last Place", but hard times have befallen our skaters since those halcyon days of burgeoning success.


When we asked The Man On The Street about it, he was shocked that Gwinnett County even had a hockey team, and when we reminded him that we had previously interviewed him about the Gladiators, he said, "Oh, I thought that was a joke. You mean we have a real hockey team? Like with sticks and pucks and everything?"

We then took the opportunity to inform him that not only do they have sticks and pucks but real jerseys too, and it will soon be DC night where the Joker will join the Gladiators for some good-natured villainy. "On my mama, you are capping," the Man said, but good sir, we are in fact not capping at all. Get your tickets here: DC Night featuring Joker.

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