Have you ever felt like you don't belong? Like there's just no place where you fit in? Well good news, Gwinnetians, sometimes the universe sends you a sign, and today that sign just happens to be by the ditch in front of the Grayson Murder Kroger. This is where you belong.
Just look at that ditch. I certainly felt like I belonged there, so I climbed right in. It's actually quite relaxing. The mud is soft, the cattails whisper gently in the breeze, and the traffic noise from Grayson Highway provides a nice counterpoint to the people shouting their orders at the nearby McDonald's drive-through. Once you're laying down in the ditch, you can really step back from everything and take stock of your life. 13/10, strongly recommended. Easy access if you park at the McDonald's.
Does it get any better than this, you ask? Well hold on to your hats ladies and gents, because get this ... you can actually buy the ditch. You just call that number and give them whatever amount of money they think the ditch is worth (it is worth whatever they're asking, trust me), and the ditch can be yours forever. You belong in this ditch, and you can be here for eternity.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.