If you don't have a lot going on AND occasionally drink some water, boy, have we got a gig for you. The FineWaters International Water Tasting Competition is HERE. TODAY.
We didn't get the address (this ain't exactly Pulitzer-level journalism), but get this, the whole thing will be streaming on Faccebook! Live from Atlanata!
Curious? So are we. You've probably seen a wine sommelier (pronounced so-mah-lee-ay, you uncultured swine) at some point. You know, swirling the glass, sniffing the 'aromatic bouquet', swishing their mouth around and talking about 'delicate notes of lavender with an earthy finish' or some such nonsense. We don't know too much about it because there's not a whole lot of notes in a bottle of Boone's Farm (other than 'impending hangover') but you get the idea.
If you're new to the water-tasting game, don't worry, there's an entire book about it! You can get Michael Mascha's Fine Water: A Connoisseur's Guide To The World of Premium Waters for the absolutely worth-every-penny price of $27.95.
As of press time, there was no indication whether or not Deer Park had made the cut for the exhibition.
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.