As We Suspected, Birds Are In Fact Not Real

Long time DG readers are likely aware of our avian skepticism here at DGHQ (click here to learn more and read about local business Bird Watcher Supply Company), but if you needed concrete proof that birds are in fact government surveillance drones, look no further.

The image of a drone bird above was originally published by no less than the Smithsonian itself (click here to read the article), which reports that the bird drones are being used to study wildlife less invasively than traditional methods, but we're not falling for that old song and dance. Anyone with an even rudimentary knowledge of governmental approaches to citizen privacy knows that they're up to no good, and as the saying goes, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. But if it looks like a bird and flies like a drone, it's probably a government surveillance device.