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This Pillow Could Have Really Used Some Proofreading

on December 24, 2025

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Asian Express Bathroom is Ground Zero in Gang Turf War

Gwinnetians who haven't joined a gang (yet) will be delighted to know that there are still plenty of options available. We stopped by the epicenter of Gwinnett gangland, also known as the bathroom at Asian Express over on Lawrenceville-Suwannee, and it would appear that the infamous machete enthusiasts known as MS-13 are currently winning the bathroom turf war. Seen above, the Asian Express, disputed territory among several Gwinnett gangs, and locally known as the "Dollar-A-Scoop" Chinese place for their novel concept of charging by the scoop. Inflation may have driven the price to $1.65, but it apparently hasn't dampened gangbangers enthusiasm for the food. If the bathroom door is any indication, MS-13 has established a strong presence in the Asian Express bathroom, but the heavy number of tags indicates there might be some strong competition. If you're in the market for cheap Chinese and a new affiliation, Asian Express has you covered on all fronts.

Relleno Review: El Ranchero 2 (The Ranchero Returns)

Loyal DG readers will know that the El Ranchero next to the Grayson Murder Kroger has already been the subject of a Relleno Review, and that we were disheartened to receive a slice of bell pepper instead of a true relleno. So why are we reviewing El Ranchero again? As luck would have it, word on the street was that El Ranchero actually has not one but TWO chile relleno options, with the second being a traditional poblano pepper. Upon learning this, we broke approximately seventeen traffic laws in our haste to procure a relleno that could perhaps compete with the legendary offerings of La Cazuela . Our moving violations did not go unrewarded. We got the poblano as part of a combo shown above, with a burrito, rice and beans. We ordered the burrito with shredded chicken, assuming the relleno would come stuffed with ground beef, but it came with shredded chicken as well, perhaps due to some element of miscommunication on our part. Regardless, our second attempt at an El Ranchero relleno w...

This Pillow Could Have Really Used Some Proofreading

Yes, you read that headline right, this pillow could have really used some proofreading. Whilst perusing the Christmas wares at Kirkland's out in Buford, we couldn't help but notice this pillow. But wait, you protest, it just says "The Nutcracker", nothing seems out of place here. What are you going on about now, Daily Gwinnetian? Dear reader, we're glad you asked. In their never-ending quest for joy and whimsy, the makers of this particular pillow have created a pillow that you can read . It's not only a pillow, it's a book. The tale of The Nutcracker (no, not the one we did off the high dive in 6th grade), now published in a revolutionary plush format. Before you get too excited, the pillow book only has one page of the story, so if you're wondering whose nuts got cracked, they leave you on a bit of a cliffhanger. Adding insult to injury, the text is rife with grammatical errors the likes Of which,you'd never fiNd here ... at the daly Gwinnes...

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