Is the CDC Housing Radioactive Goats on Webb Gin House Road?

Gwinnetians traveling along Webb Gin House Road have likely noticed the facility shown above and perhaps wondered just what exactly is on the other side of that fence. Adding to the mystery, large numbers of goats are often visible in the lush green pasture that blankets the site.

We did some digging and learned that the unmarked yet fortified and double-gated goat facility is none other than a CDC outpost, right here in sleepy Lawrenceville.

What on earth is the CDC up to here in Gwinnett, you ask? Our crack team of investigative journalists uncovered the following bombshell document:

As shown above, the site is not only a CDC lab, but also a radioactive waste dump, a fact perhaps unknown to the residents whose houses back right up to the security fence.

Radiation might explain that unnaturally green field, not normally seen in the winter months, but that's also the same grass that is being consumed by the inexplicable horde of goats.

We can only hope that the primate army from the Collins Hill Ape-ocalypse doesn't make it to Webb Gin, because if the apes are able to mount a nuclear goat cavalry, our defeat will be all but guaranteed.