The Greatest Day in the Entire History of Loganville

Gwinnetians, today is a momentous day for our neighbors in Loganville, because SOMETHING HAS FINALLY HAPPENED. As you are no doubt aware, things happen in Gwinnett all the time. Lawrenceville has experienced a serial killer's rampage on the square and the highest per capita UFO sightings in the entire nation. Buford had the deadly 1908 train crash that inspired a legendary country song. Peachtree Corners has the Harlem Globetrotters. Lilburn has a sister city in Kosovo and the largest Hindu temple in the world behind a Walgreens. Duluth endured the self-kidnapping of Jennifer Wilbanks. But Loganville? We've spent hours combing the history of Loganville, and we are reasonably convinced that literally nothing has ever happened there. 

Not a single thing.

Until today.

Because today, the Wienermobile came to town. 

That's right Gwinnetians, today the Wienermobile rolled into the Loganville Kroger parking lot and changed the course of that city's history forever, because something finally happened. We don't usually get starstruck, but on this occasion, our intrepid DG field reporters were no match for their subject. We were unable to conduct any sort of interview, so you'll have to settle for the information board provided below.