Loyal readers who have been following the King Arthur saga here at the DG know that we have been hot on the trail of the Holy Grail for a while now. First we discovered the true location of Camelot, then we found Excalibur in Chandler Lake, and today we completed our quest.
We believed the Grail would be somewhere in the vicinity of Excalibur, and we were not mistaken. Scouring the countryside around Tribble Mill Park, we sallied forth and charged upon a yard sale, Excalibur in hand, where we were nigh instantaneously rewarded with the priceless treasure seen above. Upon seeing our blazing sword, the proprietors of said yard sale offered us the Grail VHS free of charge, but we insisted on paying whatever they were asking, which turned out to be 50 cents.
Thus, our quest is finished, though as Arthur himself said, "The quest for greatness begins with believing in oneself."
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Keep it classy, Gwinnett. This is not a political forum, nor is it place for intolerance or crude behavior of any sort. We are all in this together, so just enjoy the ride.